a kook's journal

I'm on the hunt for a new bike.   I want something badass, but girly (the sales person at Dick's didn't seem motivated by my description.)   I'd love to find a pink bike, and if I had won the Mega Millions on Friday night I'd slap a basket on this rolling glitz machine, the swarovski crystal bicycle:

Crystal and gold, I don't think a bike lock would work for this, you'd need a bodyguard…